"I’m not on social media, so when I'm feeling down about something, I can't just post it off my chest. I’m also single. I only have these stories as an opportunity to share and vent. I’ll tell you what kind of shoe this is in two sentences, but first I have to tell you that lately, I’ve been having hiccups. Very annoying. And the strange thing is that every time I hiccup, it feels like I hear someone inside my body gently saying 'help'. It’s somewhere between 'hilp' and 'help'... Does it happen to you too? If so, please email me. But OK – back to this shoe. We spent a lot of time tinkering with the sole. It's a lovely, lightweight material, which has beautifully rounded shapes and we've worked a nuanced version of our zig-zag line into the profile. This is a modern casual shoe that you’re going to enjoy for a very long time, I t-hic-nk."